| Posted on February 13, 2009 at 7:44 PM |
Happy Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day in Refuge can be pretty strange with so many of its residents looking for that special someone to love. The males outnumber the females almost three-to-one. Accordingly, the local businesses and Community Events Board came up with some pretty unique holiday ideas.
The Cock-n- Bull announces its annual “If You Can't Find the One You're Meant to Love, Come Love On the One You're Can” party and dance. Single ladies drink free all night. Live music featuring The Lonesome Wolves. Come early to get a seat.
The Refuge Community Center is having its annual Sadie Hawkins Dance. The female that shows up with the most dates wins a prize. Last year's prize was a 32" flat-screen TV and a year's supply of condoms, courtesy of Rexell Pharmacy.
The Shift-n-Save announced a special on floral bouquets. Buy on get one half off. Don't worry about them running out. This year they double the supply after a brawl broke out in the gift section last year over the last box of chocolate and the single remaining red rose.
Pastor Pete Berkley will hold a prayer vigil in the town park early Valentine’s Day morning for anyone searching for a mate. He and other local ministers will pray a special blessing asking God's favor and petitioning Him to send more single women to town. Last year was the first of its kind and three of our own found true mates, one under some very unusual circumstances.
Lulu's Salon is having a 30% discount off of all services for both men and women. Come in quick. Slots are filing up fast.
Noah's Ark Daycare announces extended hours for any parents who'd like to spend the evening together and need a sitter. Call Nora to make arrangements.
The Book Nook is having a 50% off sale on Valentine’s Day cards, poetry books, and knick-knacks. Get them while they last.
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